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Rugged Apparel Copywriter
This is a "tongue & cheek" style of apparel copy from a Snarky Character Voice per client's request
Women's Stadarfell Sports Jacket: 66 North : NeoShell®
Halló from the Hallgrimskirkja Church, the largest place of worship in Reykjavik. Church always makes me thirsty for wine. We'll have to find some Glögg along the way. Since we’re strolling today, we wore our NeoShell® Stadarfell Sports Jacket: the perfect city jacket with a mock neck and it's hoodless so my spa blow-out can be envied by all. Plus it keeps me warm without over-layering and has some stretch to it.
Halló from the Hallgrimskirkja Church, the largest place of worship in Reykjavik. Church always makes me thirsty for wine. We'll have to find some Glögg along the way. Since we’re strolling today, we wore our NeoShell® Stadarfell Sports Jacket: the perfect city jacket with a mock neck and it's hoodless so my spa blow-out can be envied by all. Plus it keeps me warm without over-layering and has some stretch to it.
Burton Snowboards :: Men's Burton Minturn Full-Zip Fleece :: 200 Series Fleece
Sometimes, pour moi, riding up to the mountain on the Ski-Doo after a fresh dusting of powder is like a Soul Douche. Tommas is très sportif (what? I just got my 12 crowns in Français on Duolingo). So he, of course, hobnobs with the snowboarding elite. Tommas was wearing Burton Minturn Full-Zip Fleece under his gear, which he adores because they had serious riders in mind when they designed it: Polartec® 200 series fitted this piece with panels under the arms and stretch cuffs to keep the snow out of the wrong places. It reminds me of Sally O’Malley: he can streyatch and keyick and he’s 50! My favorite event of the winter season is the cabin-mansion parties afterwards. We ran into a couple of Team Riders for Burton. Who knew one could “stomp a cab double cork” and throw back vodka shots in the same day?
Sometimes, pour moi, riding up to the mountain on the Ski-Doo after a fresh dusting of powder is like a Soul Douche. Tommas is très sportif (what? I just got my 12 crowns in Français on Duolingo). So he, of course, hobnobs with the snowboarding elite. Tommas was wearing Burton Minturn Full-Zip Fleece under his gear, which he adores because they had serious riders in mind when they designed it: Polartec® 200 series fitted this piece with panels under the arms and stretch cuffs to keep the snow out of the wrong places. It reminds me of Sally O’Malley: he can streyatch and keyick and he’s 50! My favorite event of the winter season is the cabin-mansion parties afterwards. We ran into a couple of Team Riders for Burton. Who knew one could “stomp a cab double cork” and throw back vodka shots in the same day?
Dudley Stephens :: Prospect Pullover :: Micro Series Fleece
Now that we’re in quarantine, we’ve taken athleisure up a notch to ATHLUXE with brand Dudley Stephens, which surprisingly delighted me.There’s something about old money that just reminds me of my Soul Home. These gals are polished and they dress for brunch -- such a warm respite from the smell of wet wool. I ordered the Prospect Pullover which has an oversized pop-up collar and a back-dip for fanny coverage plus this Micro Series Fleece is butter being cut with a hot knife, just supple to the touch! I feel so TOGETHER all of the sudden. I think tonight I’ll set my Calm App to the soundscape of rattling my “night-night” pills and fall asleep to that for a change.
Now that we’re in quarantine, we’ve taken athleisure up a notch to ATHLUXE with brand Dudley Stephens, which surprisingly delighted me.There’s something about old money that just reminds me of my Soul Home. These gals are polished and they dress for brunch -- such a warm respite from the smell of wet wool. I ordered the Prospect Pullover which has an oversized pop-up collar and a back-dip for fanny coverage plus this Micro Series Fleece is butter being cut with a hot knife, just supple to the touch! I feel so TOGETHER all of the sudden. I think tonight I’ll set my Calm App to the soundscape of rattling my “night-night” pills and fall asleep to that for a change.
Interview-Style Copywriting/Scriptwriting
1. Greg, you have three children...which one is your favorite? Just kidding. We want to know about YOU -- what is a typical day in the life of VP of Platforms & Technologies? And don’t tell us about your boring emails. Jazz it up a bit! We want to get to know the man behind the title...
2. So Greg, your roles in leadership has you traveling quite often; for those of us eager to travel again, what trip has been your most memorable and why? I hear you have quite a story about Blue Water sailing. Did you see a mermaid?
3. You’ve worn a few hats in the roles you’ve had at Autodesk, most recently coming to Platforms & Technologies from Design & Manufacturing. Pretend I’m an alien: describe what Platforms & Technologies is and what they focus on? And give us all the dirty details…
4. Let’s talk about CONVERGENCE and why it’s so important to look beyond the industry when planning for the future. There are new ways of making infrastructure, industrial equipment and heck, new ways of making BUILDINGS. Given that all this change will be digital, will the robots still know that righty is tighty and lefty is loosey? I kid, I kid. Really, though, what do you think the value of convergence is?
2. So Greg, your roles in leadership has you traveling quite often; for those of us eager to travel again, what trip has been your most memorable and why? I hear you have quite a story about Blue Water sailing. Did you see a mermaid?
3. You’ve worn a few hats in the roles you’ve had at Autodesk, most recently coming to Platforms & Technologies from Design & Manufacturing. Pretend I’m an alien: describe what Platforms & Technologies is and what they focus on? And give us all the dirty details…
4. Let’s talk about CONVERGENCE and why it’s so important to look beyond the industry when planning for the future. There are new ways of making infrastructure, industrial equipment and heck, new ways of making BUILDINGS. Given that all this change will be digital, will the robots still know that righty is tighty and lefty is loosey? I kid, I kid. Really, though, what do you think the value of convergence is?
Feature Length Screenplay Sample
- EXT./INT. OUTSIDE DOOR TO GIA’S “APARTMENT” ABOVE HER PARENT’S HOUSE -- NIGHT
ARTHUR, is a fairly handsome but basic dude in his late 30s-ish. He has plastic bags of Chinese take-out in his hands.
GIA opens the door.
ARTHUR: Hey! That spiral staircase is a whopper!
GIA: Oh, yeah? Sorry. It gives me my privacy.
ARTHUR: Why don’t you just use your front door?
GIA: Oh, this is my parent’s house.
Arthur stops cold.
ARTHUR: Wait. Ok. I know we just met and I don’t wanna be a dick but this is kind of a deal breaker for me.
GIA: I have my own apartment, dude.
ARTHUR: In your parents house? I’m sorry...here: keep the chicken kung pow. This is what my Dating Coach calls a red flag and I gotta bounce.
GIA: Seriously?!
He takes off down the spiral staircase.
GIA: (yelling after him) I have almost 1,000 square feet to myself!!!
Gia changes into her jammies and curls into bed with a glass of wine, the Chinese food and her laptop.
Her iPhone chimes. It reads “Bernadette🥂💄👯♀️”
CU on iPhone:
“Hey Babe! How was your date?”
Gia types back: CU on iPhone:
“He bounced after he realized I live with my parents”
CU on iPhone:
“Again? Jeez. I’m sorry, Sweetie. You know? I think we need a vaycay…”
Gia calls her.
GIA
Yes, please!!!!!
BERNIE
I’m serious. I’m sick of his bull#$%t.
I feel like my life is about to turn into Sleeping with the Enemy any day now. Julia Roberts' sophomore comeback after Pretty Woman? Anyway, I’m about to take secret swimming lessons.
APPAREL STYLING
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